Godly Denialists Won't Be Raptured from Climate Hell

[Vogon_Glory]

1. Life Will Be Interesting For Younger Dixiecrats

If, as I fear, the rising oceans swamp a lot of Gulf coastline, a lot of the climate refugees are likely to move elsewhere south of the Mason Dixon Line.

I expect that a lot of those refugees will be angry, bitter, and more than willing to take their resentments out on the climate change-denialist Boss Hoggs and know-nothin' bubba politicians that helped put them there.