nothing at all. Or do you mean the crazy bullshit about yeast being the one true cause of all disease? Or are you referring to the bullshit that attempting to overwrite your natural gut flora with monocultures of foreign flora via "probiotics" is a super awesome idea? In any case, I was under the impression (from so-called "alternative healthcare"
that it was all actually caused by:
subluxations!
no, it's blocked energy flow!
sorry, chi imbalances!
uh huh. bad fung shui!
no way dumbass. it's thinking negative thoughts!
it's yeast yeast yeast!
no, not yeast. liver flukes!
no, not liver flukes. GMO's!
no, not GMOs. it's from eating things other than pure sunlight!
no, not that. it's because you need more rhino horn!
not rhino horn, dumbass. it's tiger balls you need!
no, it's echinacea. or was it black cohosh...
no, it's a preparation of plutonium diluted 1:100 one hundred times!
no... all you need is to stick needles in the right spots
no... you need your neck cracked
sorry, you need a foot rub
rather, you need to sleep in a pyramid
or wear the right crystal
or smell the right flowers
or....
or...