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enki23

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9. Why yes, the ancient sources on gut microflora state...
Mon Jun 11, 2012, 07:06 PM
Jun 2012

nothing at all. Or do you mean the crazy bullshit about yeast being the one true cause of all disease? Or are you referring to the bullshit that attempting to overwrite your natural gut flora with monocultures of foreign flora via "probiotics" is a super awesome idea? In any case, I was under the impression (from so-called "alternative healthcare&quot that it was all actually caused by:

subluxations!
no, it's blocked energy flow!
sorry, chi imbalances!
uh huh. bad fung shui!
no way dumbass. it's thinking negative thoughts!
it's yeast yeast yeast!
no, not yeast. liver flukes!
no, not liver flukes. GMO's!
no, not GMOs. it's from eating things other than pure sunlight!
no, not that. it's because you need more rhino horn!
not rhino horn, dumbass. it's tiger balls you need!
no, it's echinacea. or was it black cohosh...
no, it's a preparation of plutonium diluted 1:100 one hundred times!
no... all you need is to stick needles in the right spots
no... you need your neck cracked
sorry, you need a foot rub
rather, you need to sleep in a pyramid
or wear the right crystal
or smell the right flowers
or....
or...

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This is good news. Now, we can just treat people for Jock Colon. n/t Ian David Jun 2012 #1
this is another example KT2000 Jun 2012 #2
ROTFLMAO! HuckleB Jun 2012 #8
Why yes, the ancient sources on gut microflora state... enki23 Jun 2012 #9
+1 BuddhaGirl Jun 2012 #12
fung, fung, fung flamingdem Jun 2012 #3
There's a fungus amugus Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2012 #4
Bowel irritation and nausea Domingo Tavella Jun 2012 #5
This research is supported by gastroenterologist Dr. Seymour Butts longship Jun 2012 #6
Thank you. truedelphi Jun 2012 #7
I started bleeding out the ass, age 7 BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2012 #10
Sounds a lot like my husband's story susanr516 Jun 2012 #11
wow....I am enraged and so sad to hear about the insurance garbage BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2012 #14
He did spend a lot of time at home susanr516 Jun 2012 #16
Thank you for posting, n2doc Demeter Jun 2012 #13
....... BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2012 #15
Interesting, but there have been many such findings that came to nothing LeftishBrit Jun 2012 #17
It's a mice study. HuckleB Jun 2012 #18
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