Cooking & Baking

xfundy

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22. Damn, you caught me.

Thu Feb 2, 2012, 05:58 PM

Feb 2012

I confess, I've eaten it, usually due to laziness. And half the bag doesn't pop anyway.

You're absolutely right, and the real stuff doesn't stink up the kitchen or break room, and the microwave doesn't stink for several days afterward!

When I'm in the mood for popcorn, though, i'm like Homer Simpson at Moe's Family Feed Bag:

Moe: "I got this from Army surplus. It can flash-fry a buffalo in 30 seconds."

Home: "Thirty seconds?? But I want it NOW!"

Thanks for your help.

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