Our Most Refreshing Summer Drinks

[golfguru]

2. Forget all those complicated concoctions

My drink recipe requires just 2 ingredients.

Buy a big watermelon, whole.
Drill a deep hole (as close to center of melon as possible)
big enough for a small funnel to fit.
Insert funnel, pour in rum or vodka slowly without overflowing .
Let sit for 30 min.
Pour more booz without overflowing.
Let sit another 30 min.
Pour more booz without overflowing.

If you want a really intoxicating drink repeat
the whole process one more time.

Let the melon rest for an hour at room temp.
Then insert a straw and suck the heavenly juice.