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DIY & Home Improvement

mopinko

(74,000 posts)

9. i once took a vacuum to a repair shop.

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2026, 01:44 PM

Saturday

can i help u?
this thing doesnt suck.

the guy cracked up and swore no 1 had ever used that joke. i’ve always suspected he was kidding, and that was his stock response, rather than rolling his eyes at a new customer.

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