Say hello to the nice people, girls. We're gunna spend some time here [View all]
Smile sweetly, Big. Show the nice people that you're really a cupcake
Mama, I don't know why you're wearing that silly, fru fru bow. You're just gunna hafta deal with it. She really wants a little doggie who won't mind that sorta dressup crap. I know we call you Liddle, but she wants a liiiiitle itty bittie, tiny sorta doggie.
Yes, your job is simple. You need to fill the job of little cuddlepet. You were selected for your soft hair, sweet face, and, well, you were a stray, covered in goat crap, and in need of a permanent family. So here you are. Just be cute, suffer well the bad hair ideas, and you'll do well.
Yes, she's very sensitive. She loves aminals. All kinds of aminals. Even mules.
Okay, okay. Let's go get the kid next door and do the pack walk.
Didja have fun? You look tired.
Oh! Hey there! How ya doin? What? No. Its safe. You can come out whenever you like. No. Really. Its safe.
And how many times do we hafta tell ya to get rid of that damned sign?!?!?!
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