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Gun Control & RKBA

theatre goon

(87 posts)

10. The mosquitos here are so big...

Reply to Eleanors38 (Reply #9)

Thu Jun 9, 2016, 06:54 PM

Jun 2016

Insert eight seconds of silence for a chorus of "How big are they?"

They're so big that you need a shotgun to be able to sit on the front porch!

Okay, I had to stretch a little for the punchline, but still...

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Gun-Toting Vet Sits Outside Home Because He Can [View all] SecularMotion Jun 2016 OP

Banner Toting Vet Confronted Outside His Home by Police Jerry442 Jun 2016 #1

Cops are only nice if you have the correct paint job. safeinOhio Jun 2016 #2

Man sitting on his porch cleaning a shotgun...likely a nice day out. jmg257 Jun 2016 #3

So, this fellow was not breaking any laws... theatre goon Jun 2016 #4

Back in the early 60s blue laws were still on the books in many states. Nitram Jun 2016 #6

The only thing about this article that is newsworthy. .. virginia mountainman Jun 2016 #5

The back porch would be more appropriate. Nitram Jun 2016 #7

Any porch is appropriate... virginia mountainman Jun 2016 #12

I love.... Puha Ekapi Jun 2016 #8

you clean your guns beergood Jul 2016 #16

If the mosquitoes weren't so thick, I'd do my semi-annual cleaning on my patio. Including my guns. Eleanors38 Jun 2016 #9

The mosquitos here are so big... theatre goon Jun 2016 #10

What a nation of Ninnies...I thought we believed in safe spaces. ileus Jun 2016 #11

I can think of a number of things I'd rather not see you doing on your front porch when I walk by... Nitram Jun 2016 #13

It really is sad... beevul Jun 2016 #14

And if his gun accidentally shoots and kills or injures someone ecstatic Jul 2016 #15

Homeowner's insurance won't pay for criminal acts friendly_iconoclast Jul 2016 #17