New Study Proves Microstamping Technology Works

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81. Ah, so re-read my first paragraph to you

I'm sure we can sit here all day and dream up all kinds of ways to fuck with the minds of Forensics Investigators. And at the end we would probably really be convinvced that the entire field of forensics is fucking useless becuase hey, if we - being the angelic law-abiders we are - can dream this stuff up, then surely the actual criminals render the real investigators as helpless as limbless kittens, right?

Again, no, because despite all our conjurations and imaginings about how it might be done, fact remains that forensics do work, because people engaging in criminal acts of this sort generally aren't masterminds of forethought and planning. We're not dealing with Goldfinger, we're dealing with those two assclowns from "Barbershop" who dragged an ATM all through Chicago's south side.


And yes, I'm sure you do see it as a step in that direction. I'll be frank - I'm more interested in what few things you don't consider a step towards banning guns. You guys talk about "banning guns" the same way Paultards talk about FEMA camps, it's like some sort of tribal creation myth or something.