That Pesky Assault Rifle Ban

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78. Who won the Alien vs Predator bout, anyway?

Guess we'll have to ban the laser gun Schwartzeneger asked for in Terminator 1, as well.

The Terminator: (picking up guns) The 12-gauge auto-loader.
Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
(Hands the Terminator the pump action shotgun)
The Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Pawn Shop Clerk: (Hands the Terminator a .45) These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal!
The Terminator: (Looks around) The Uzi nine millimeter.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
The Terminator: (Pointing the 12-guage shotgun towards the door) All.
Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now.
(Takes out forms)
Pawn Shop Clerk: And you have to fill these out too.
(Sees the terminator load his 12-gage shotgun)
Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.
The Terminator: Wrong!
(the Terminator shoots the clerk)