'It's done' -- House Armed Services chair sees no need to further probe boat strike

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16. You can definitely tell...

He's a cheapskate. That thing looks nappy and disgusting like it has never been serviced, cleaned or stored anywhere but in a junk drawer. It looks like he sleeps in it.

Daily Toupee Maintenance Tips

Consistent daily care will reduce long-term damage and help preserve your hair system’s appearance.

Detangle Every Morning: Use a soft-bristle brush or wide-tooth comb to remove overnight tangles. Be especially gentle around the crown and nape areas.
Avoid Sleeping in Your Toupee: Sleeping with your unit on increases the risk of friction, matting, and base damage. Always remove it before bed.
Minimize Heat Styling: Just like natural hair, frequent use of hot tools can dry out and weaken toupee hair. Opt for heat-free styling methods whenever possible.
Store It Properly: When not in use, keep your toupee on a wig stand, away from sunlight, heat, or humidity. This helps retain shape and prevents tangling.

https://skopemag.com/2025/06/26/toupee-care-101-how-to-maintain-your-hairpiece-for-longevity