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Digital Puppy

(496 posts)
5. I don't know what is wrong with you people...don't you know how the system is oppressing you?
Fri Feb 12, 2016, 12:54 PM
Feb 2016

You really need to listen to me since it's obvious that you don't know better. I have been around kids all my life and sometimes you just need to sit them down and tell them what's good for them...Kids and pets...yeah, you just need to lay down the law and explain things to them...sometimes you need to show them the switch, or a rolled up newspaper, but you get my point, don't play ignorant.

You made me loose my train of thought...the bottom line is you *really* need to listen to the things I'm telling you since you have been blinded...kind of like when you hit your head - with a pipe or a brick.

You have been oppressed for so long you really don't know what is right and what is wrong. I think there is even a medical term for it: Willie's Wonka Syndrome, yeah, that's it. (I know it's true because I saw it on BET or TV ONE or was it at a COGIC (??) No need to thank me, I know how much you people appreciate me doing the hard work and research.

Now that I've enlightened you, I expect this thread to be kicked and rec'd at least 23,000 times, otherwise you will prove to me that you people don't really care about my needs or the needs of other great Americans who are trying to raise the tide for all ships.

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! FrenchieCat Feb 2016 #1
O.M.G.! I think I LOVE YOU! Kind of Blue Feb 2016 #2
Thank you! betsuni Feb 2016 #6
Betsuni, I can't imagine anyone from Kind of Blue Feb 2016 #7
These days so many things seem like they MUST be satire but aren't. betsuni Feb 2016 #8
I get you. Kind of Blue Feb 2016 #10
Asked and answered JustAnotherGen Feb 2016 #3
obviously, my questions about Hillary are important to me and that is the main thing. Person 2713 Feb 2016 #4
I don't know what is wrong with you people...don't you know how the system is oppressing you? Digital Puppy Feb 2016 #5
"loose my train of thought" wildeyed Feb 2016 #15
The OP is brilliant brer cat Feb 2016 #16
Ha!! Go right ahead!! Digital Puppy Feb 2016 #18
"Willie's Wonka Syndrome" Number23 Feb 2016 #22
"I am here to demand answers and misunderstand them. " OMG- so true! bettyellen Feb 2016 #9
Heh! ismnotwasm Feb 2016 #11
Love you, betsuni! Cha Feb 2016 #12
I LOVE EVERYBODY HERE! betsuni Feb 2016 #13
This is fantastic. wildeyed Feb 2016 #14
So much satire brer cat Feb 2016 #17
OMG, you and Digital Puppy nailed it! Don't know whether to laugh or cry. nt UtahLib Feb 2016 #19
+1,000,000 ... 1StrongBlackMan Feb 2016 #20
"You could circumnavigate the globe numerous times without encountering anyone as willfully ignorant Number23 Feb 2016 #21
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