Racism...alive and well in the Democratic Party

[onpatrol98]

134. See...see

See you just don't understand the fundamentals of the current race situation in America, Bravenak...you've been fooled.

What did W say???

See..."There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

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And, by the way...they can't give us their jobs!!!
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And, see...privilege is a heavy word. It's really heavy. It's got like a 4 word definition...but, still. I mean calling someone privileged is like...just the BIGGEST insult in the world. And, they're not gonna to take it anymore. Not, no more!!! But, you are allowed to use other terms.

List of approved words for non uppity black folk.
1) Tea Party
2) Racial Discrimination
3) Bigot...(You are allowed to use this one...as long as you don't combine it with White or Privilege...)
4) Mississippi or South...if it's bad.
5) Rethug (I think this is code for Republican Thug...but shorter...)
6) Obama in a negative light
7) Anything dealing with William & Kate or the Queen...if it's positive (I don't get it, but work with me.)
8) Fried Chicken
9) Watermelon
10) Any variation or nickname for pot (weed...wait, that's the only other word I know.)
11) Any vulgar language...the F one is especially popular.

List of unapproved words for uppity black folk.
1) White
2) Privilege
3) White Privilege
4) Obama...in a positive light

If you can just remember this list, you won't offend the nice white folk. (For some reason that reminds me of The Color Purple & Mrs. Millie). See, the list of approved words is longer. Now, memorize the list. Come back tomorrow, with a better attitude. And, you can sit in the kitchen instead of the back porch...if it's raining.

Remember..."F%$K" is a good word. P-r-i-v-i-l-e-g-e is a bad word.

...AND ALWAYS GIVE UP THE MICROPHONE!!! We ain't saying nothing important, anyhow...This was lesson one. There will be a test tomorrow.