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[Number23]

I have my very own cadre of actual, living breathing BIRTHERS here. Yes, BIRTHERS.

Just as a certain crew is convinced that President Obama is not a citizen because he was born in the mythical, magical state of Hawaii, apparently Southwest Atlanta, Georgia is another place too exotic for certain individuals to understand that even though it's in the Southern part of the United States, it is is still AMERICA and that the people that are born there are in fact, wait for it...... AMERICANS!!!

But according to the Number23 Band of Birthers, I am not a United States citizen. This will come as an IMMENSE surprise to my employers! I mean, that will be HUGE. And why have these people decided I'm not a citizen? Because I am currently in Australia, something I have never made a secret of just as I never made a secret when I was in South America or the Middle East either.

Me being born in America doesn't matter. Me paying US taxes every year doesn't matter. The fact that the United States is the only country where I possess citizenship, including the only country IN THE WORLD whose elections I can vote in doesn't matter. The fact that my entire family is in America doesn't matter. According to this crew, because I am sitting in another country other than the USA that means that I am not a US citizen and that I don't have the right to talk about Obama, the United States, ACA or any damn thing else despite the fact that the US gets my money and my votes just like it gets theirs.

And these same folks howl and bray every single time they get compared to the Tea Party. Well, we can put that analogy aside! They have sunk to full fledged BIRTHER mode now. Huzzah!