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Sweeney

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8. That is so cool

Reply to Crewleader (Original post)

Sat Nov 29, 2014, 01:29 AM

Nov 2014

And I thought blowing smoke up some ones ass was just a metaphor.

I had that problem with gherkins too. I heard about this fellow named perkins who was always jerking his gherkin whose mother said perkin quit jerkin your gherkin; your gherkins fer ferking not jerkin. I didn't know there was actually a little pickle called a gherkin. I suppose I should have asked: What's a gherkin; but that seems pretty obvious in context.
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What Is This Old Tool? [View all] Crewleader Nov 2014 OP

This is why aliens stay clear of Earth. Kaleva Nov 2014 #1

I had read of that practice dixiegrrrrl Nov 2014 #2

Tha goddam things ya learn around this place� Jackpine Radical Nov 2014 #3

Here's another old tool that blows smoke up peoples asses. bearssoapbox Nov 2014 #4

That's the photo I thought the OP was going to have. HubertHeaver Nov 2014 #5

So did I bearssoapbox Nov 2014 #7

Looks pretty similar, imho. jillan Nov 2014 #9

Promoted by the tobacco / medical complex, no doubt NBachers Nov 2014 #6

That is so cool Sweeney Nov 2014 #8

Those were replaced with Spirochete Nov 2014 #10