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DeSwiss

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1. K&R
Thu Dec 25, 2014, 07:02 AM
Dec 2014

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

- John McNamee, Kafka's Joke Book

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