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Expat in Korea

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2. Guy walks into a bar.

Reply to DeSwiss (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 28, 2014, 03:46 AM

Dec 2014

He sees three slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender what that's all about.
"That? Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you'll get free drinks all night. If you miss, though, you'll have to buy rounds for everybody for an hour. Wanna try?"
"Nope. Not me. The steaks are too high."

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