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dmallind

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2. ok two more

Reply to dmallind (Original post)

Mon Jan 23, 2012, 06:46 PM

Jan 2012

Last edited Wed Jan 25, 2012, 04:07 PM - Edit history (1)

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender pushes it across the bar and walks away.

"Hey barkeep - how much do I owe you for the beer?"

"For you - no charge".

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sum ergo cogito

Descartes before the horse

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