Humor in Satirical Form

[LXLVER56]

1. Excellent fun. For LXLVER56 District 14 Florida. Thank you,made my day.

NEW RULES- The Romney campaign must not give us a June VEEP surprise. Rumor has it that the G.O.P. is still courting Chris Christie and Jeb Bush. Them saying no more times than a Colombian prostitute means just about as much.Like white knights the plan is to roll one out,really roll one out ,the other can walk,sooner than later. For the unvailing one staffer was observed at Anheiser Busch enlisting the services of a beige Clydesdale. The poor horse looked like he was going to the Pedigree facory. At the n-head ranch another staffer flat out purchased a thorough bred known to be colorblind but with an affinity for biting only black horses,fit for Jeb perfectly.That staffer turned out to be the better horsetrader,swapping three defective Congressman Cottman dolls.All they could say is "I stand by my statement" You play footsie too in public bathroom stalls?"I stand by my statement" Though that staffer made the play of the day ,both decided to put the white sheets on the animals and not the candidates at least in the A.M.