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countryjake

(8,554 posts)
20. At sixty bucks a seat? Hell NO!
Fri Apr 27, 2012, 04:50 PM
Apr 2012

Any and all souvenirs I might snag at what is fast becoming one of America's most expensive pastimes, are MINE, all MINE!

I've seen kids piled on, rolled over, kicked in the side, knocked over the row, and frightened out of their little minds, when fans were scrambling for a ball in the stands. Bawling, just like that Ranger's baby did, almost always was the result.

Back when I could actually afford to faithfully attend many games in a season, I used to tuck a couple of little baseball key-rings into my satchel that I'd pack into the stadium, right alongside the catcher's mitt that I also always took. Why?...in the hopes that if, in the wild off-chance I might actually catch one of those precious baseballs, I would have something handy to toss as a consolation prize for any innocently injured bystanders, rug-rats, or shag-stealers that could possibly ruin my moment. I never ever have gotten to catch a ball, but I did find a need to present a little one with one of my key-rings, after she was practically smooshed by one goliath of a guy and wept inconsolably for so long that I hiked down to her row and gave her trinket just to shut her up. And that kid already had the wayward ball clutched in her sticky little fingers, given to her by another guy who had shoved goliath guy out of the way to snag it...she was just set on sobbing for the duration, due to the trauma of it all.

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Unrec...did you wave it in front of some two-year-old joeybee12 Apr 2012 #1
Like the two year old would have caught it. trumad Apr 2012 #3
What does that have to do with what I posted? joeybee12 Apr 2012 #5
It was a pity toss up from the player sharp_stick Apr 2012 #2
I caught a home run ball at a minor league game. MineralMan Apr 2012 #4
One comment at Yahoo: El Supremo Apr 2012 #6
lol Renew Deal Apr 2012 #15
Oh, for crying out loud KamaAina Apr 2012 #28
We apparently have two here. El Supremo Apr 2012 #30
Well---with two World Series wins....It's not hard. trumad Apr 2012 #32
Lot of variables in my head. Goblinmonger Apr 2012 #7
I don't like kids.... Upton Apr 2012 #8
"Some little brat is crying" TZ Apr 2012 #9
You tell em TZ. Poor little kid LaurenG Apr 2012 #11
Having 3 of them... trumad Apr 2012 #13
no not without looking like a douc er dumbas I mean to say LaurenG Apr 2012 #27
My kid's first game was Red Sox-Yankees, at age five months. HuckleB Apr 2012 #23
Why should the douchebag with the kid EXPECT the guy next to him to give the little kid madinmaryland Apr 2012 #25
hey, I apologized for knocking the kid over and breaking his arm ... zbdent Apr 2012 #10
The H&M thread about this is apparently awesome fishwax Apr 2012 #12
I accidentally posted this in Meta--- trumad Apr 2012 #14
yeah, I saw that original thread and was going to mention it but fishwax Apr 2012 #18
No idea... Friday night hijinks? trumad Apr 2012 #19
Hey, thanks for the heads-up on that one! countryjake Apr 2012 #22
What a bunch of fucking douchebags! madinmaryland Apr 2012 #26
What lesson does the child learn if someone gives him what he wants every time things don't go... Renew Deal Apr 2012 #16
I've watched the video several times trumad Apr 2012 #17
+1 HuckleB Apr 2012 #24
She was holding it up for a picture. Perhaps it was their first ball. ScreamingMeemie Apr 2012 #29
Exactly right. hughee99 Apr 2012 #31
At sixty bucks a seat? Hell NO! countryjake Apr 2012 #20
Interview on the Today Show >> El Supremo Apr 2012 #21
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