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Brother Buzz

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19. Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Sun Apr 8, 2018, 12:27 PM

Apr 2018

Hardy Greaves: It's the greatest game there is.

Rannulph Junuh: You really think so?

Hardy Greaves: Ask anybody. It's fun. It's hard and you stand out there on that green, green grass, and it's just you and the ball and there ain't nobody to beat up on but yourself; just like Mister Newnan keeps hittin' himself with the golf club every time he gets angry. He's broken his toe three times on account of it. It's the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself, if you're honest, which most people are. There just ain't no other game like it.

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Tiger is +3. Michelson is +9 [View all] ProfessorGAC Apr 2018 OP

For your thread True Dough Apr 2018 #1

By the way, True Dough Apr 2018 #2

You'll like this then! yallerdawg Apr 2018 #3

Flat out WHIFF underpants Apr 2018 #4

What constantly amazes me is... yallerdawg Apr 2018 #5

It's a really hard sport! (n/t) PJMcK Apr 2018 #6

I played the blue course once. Didn't have the game for the black. Have you played the black? brush Apr 2018 #10

I guessing non-golfers don't know how hard it is. I mean the ball is just sitting there right... brush Apr 2018 #8

Maybe the pros should practice. yallerdawg Apr 2018 #11

Go out and try it. The pros shoot in the 60s and 70s. Most duffers like the rest of us shoot in... brush Apr 2018 #12

I guess I'm just not that easily impressed. yallerdawg Apr 2018 #13

Golf is fun though. You're out in beautiful nature with trees, grass, water holes with water fowl, brush Apr 2018 #14

Mark Twain said something like: yallerdawg Apr 2018 #15

So you're one of the ones who didn't catch the bug. It's ok, us duffers don't hold it against you. brush Apr 2018 #16

Quotes: El Supremo Apr 2018 #17

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in. - Yogi Berra Brother Buzz Apr 2018 #19

Well, 90% Is At Least Close ProfessorGAC Apr 2018 #20

Hes 4 over, tied for 40th. Mosby Apr 2018 #7

That's about where he was yesterday. brush Apr 2018 #9

Erin go bragh! Kingofalldems Apr 2018 #18

Well, Two Guys Charging Made It An Exciting Finish ProfessorGAC Apr 2018 #21