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Football

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11. What they need is a towell.

Sun Jan 18, 2026, 05:26 PM

21 hrs ago

I have diagnosed that the football is wet and slippery.

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CJ Stroud needs to stop letting go of the ball. [View all] House of Roberts 22 hrs ago OP

Keep it up, CJ! Xavier Breath 22 hrs ago #1

I took a nap and missed the first half of the game. milestogo 22 hrs ago #2

CJ Stroud 4 interceptions in the first half!!! True Dough 22 hrs ago #3

That was Woody Hayes who said that. Botany 21 hrs ago #4

Could be. House of Roberts 21 hrs ago #6

I am from Columbus, OH. That is a famous Woody quote. Botany 21 hrs ago #8

I think that was Woody Allen. milestogo 21 hrs ago #10

You're all wrong. Xavier Breath 19 hrs ago #14

Heard it from Woody Hayes in the early 50s rurallib 19 hrs ago #15

He was hanging out with Josh Allen, I guess. tishaLA 21 hrs ago #7

Josh Allen will run when necessary... appmanga 21 hrs ago #12

And turnover #8! mnhtnbb 21 hrs ago #9

What they need is a towell. milestogo 21 hrs ago #11

Was it a turnover record? surfered 20 hrs ago #13

If It's Not... ProfessorGAC 19 hrs ago #16