"Like jumping from a swimming pool into the ocean during a hurricane"

[usonian]

2. I heard that John Lynch used AI to make his picks.

No wonder he drafts wide receivers to run-block, centers who can catch a Hail Mary pass, and punters who can fling the ball 120 yards downfield.

When AI says "versatility matters", we take notice.

Fans rate this "the draft to make the Trey Lance pick look brilliant"

Just kidding, of course.

With all the trading going on, the 49ers did snag a palette of highly coveted GPU's in exchange for a sixth round pick next year.

"We'll make full use of that dreaded power substation next to the stadium for our AI datacenter underneath the seats" said Lynch, "It's what keeps those seats toasty warm when chilly weather arrives."

Word on the street is that Steelers and Vikings fans are totally jealous.