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okasha

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9. I have a friend who has a very strong affinity for Coyote.

Reply to rug (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 2, 2014, 12:03 AM

Nov 2014

Here is his invocation in response to annoying people:

"Lift up your leg, O Lord Coyote, and rain your wrath down upon them!".

This should be pronounced with right hand raised high, head bowed and (if possible) jowls quivering.

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Global warming, religion, and secular science - edited [View all] Cartoonist Nov 2014 OP

Sea Levels Rising, Humans Punished for Despoiling God's Good Work. NYC_SKP Nov 2014 #1

It's not loading for me. rug Nov 2014 #2

Nor for me. okasha Nov 2014 #3

i may ask you to invite Coyote in here more frequently. rug Nov 2014 #4

This is it, from Frankenstein Friday comics. NYC_SKP Nov 2014 #6

Thanks Cartoonist Nov 2014 #7

I see. rug Nov 2014 #8

What? This was the OP? I don't get it at all. cbayer Nov 2014 #19

Yeah. NYC_SKP Nov 2014 #22

Thanks for the info. I'm too busy yachting about and destroying the environment cbayer Nov 2014 #23

Well, at least we know that you've set the thermostat in your 4,200 sf main home to 68� ! NYC_SKP Nov 2014 #30

I think about half of this shit comes from some disturbed need to cbayer Nov 2014 #33

I get that too! I'm a bad man for saving all my life and buying a 450 square foot condo. NYC_SKP Nov 2014 #34

No, I will be hunting the migrating whales at that time. cbayer Nov 2014 #35

It wouldn't be so bad if you'd stop throwing your caviar jars over the side. rug Nov 2014 #37

I don't just throw them over, I try to hit egrets with them. cbayer Nov 2014 #40

! rug Nov 2014 #41

I have a friend who has a very strong affinity for Coyote. okasha Nov 2014 #9

Lol, I may have found a new avatar. rug Nov 2014 #10

Perfect! okasha Nov 2014 #11

Scatological humor Cartoonist Nov 2014 #13

You need an anatomy course. okasha Nov 2014 #42

You need to consult an online dictionary Cartoonist Nov 2014 #43

Or a life drawing class. okasha Nov 2014 #44

You think of others? Cartoonist Nov 2014 #45

This message was self-deleted by its author Cartoonist Nov 2014 #5

No you don't, we've noticed that. mr blur Nov 2014 #17

It's okay. beam me up scottie Nov 2014 #12

Did someone say "pony" littlemissmartypants Nov 2014 #14

The mean kids in this thread are the ones who complain about mean kids in this forum beam me up scottie Nov 2014 #15

I don't intentionally play with mean kids. nt littlemissmartypants Nov 2014 #16

Evangelical Climate Initiative - this should load just fine, but it's not a cartoon. cbayer Nov 2014 #18

What am I doing about climate change? Cartoonist Nov 2014 #20

Yachting about? cbayer Nov 2014 #21

Yachting about, definition Cartoonist Nov 2014 #24

Since that is not what I do, you are completely off base. cbayer Nov 2014 #25

I am sure they will Cartoonist Nov 2014 #26

Bitter? I couldn't be less bitter. cbayer Nov 2014 #27

I will use it as I please Cartoonist Nov 2014 #28

Use it as you please, just recognize that it is false and I will call you cbayer Nov 2014 #31

Out of the blue Cartoonist Nov 2014 #36

Now now. beam me up scottie Nov 2014 #38

I know you're confused. Let me help you. NYC_SKP Nov 2014 #46

tl; dr beam me up scottie Nov 2014 #47

Oh, please. cbayer Nov 2014 #39

The NAE calls it "Creation Care"! Take care of God's creation, Earth. NYC_SKP Nov 2014 #29

It's really wonderful to see some of this groups taking this on as an initiative. cbayer Nov 2014 #32

78% republican voters. Warren Stupidity Nov 2014 #48