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cbayer

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44. Oh, no!! You thought I had gained intelligence and I didn't.

Tue Nov 18, 2014, 09:30 PM

Nov 2014

I don't know how I will live with myself. I have disappointed you and revealed that I am not even as marginally intelligent as you thought I was. And I have insulted the founders of this church. My life is completely over!!

And this discussion is also completely over. Find a new schtick.

Wait, I have an idea. Why don't you write one of your famous OP's about this and let's see how it goes? Bet you won't, edgar.

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Atheist and proud:Former adult star Asia Carrera wears �Pastafarian� colander for Utah license photo [View all] rug Nov 2014 OP

Hallelujah !! She even has the handles in the correct position. BlueJazz Nov 2014 #1

I don't have a problem with this at all yeoman6987 Nov 2014 #3

Actually, I think it makes more sense. The strainer would, at least, protect someone from falling.. BlueJazz Nov 2014 #4

How can she be an atheist, if she was touched by His Noodly Appendage? n/t TygrBright Nov 2014 #2

I'm an ordained minister in the Church of FSM. AtheistCrusader Nov 2014 #35

This reminds me of people that give their boats names that cbayer Nov 2014 #5

Given her profession, she probably isn't easily embarrassed. goldent Nov 2014 #7

Well, that's probably true, lol. cbayer Nov 2014 #9

I thought about that too. goldent Nov 2014 #11

So what did you name your boat? Cartoonist Nov 2014 #14

Actually we kept the name it came with. cbayer Nov 2014 #19

Exactly Cartoonist Nov 2014 #22

Lol, and some don't, they just lazily name it after the place where it is located. cbayer Nov 2014 #23

That's your view Cartoonist Nov 2014 #26

No, that's the case, it just doesn't fit your narrative. cbayer Nov 2014 #31

So give me another word for naive that describes your lack of understanding. Cartoonist Nov 2014 #37

Imbecile, dunderhead, shit for brains, fool� I don't know. You choose. cbayer Nov 2014 #38

You sure have a low opinion of yourself. Cartoonist Nov 2014 #39

Yes, I suffer from terrible low self esteem. cbayer Nov 2014 #40

You keep missing the point Cartoonist Nov 2014 #41

No, see, this is what you need to understand. cbayer Nov 2014 #42

Just when I thought you had gained intelligence Cartoonist Nov 2014 #43

Oh, no!! You thought I had gained intelligence and I didn't. cbayer Nov 2014 #44

Who's Edgar? Cartoonist Nov 2014 #45

I read through Dorian Gray Nov 2014 #49

Sorry to take up your time Cartoonist Nov 2014 #50

It was amusingly Dorian Gray Nov 2014 #55

The Romans did name their daughters One, Two, etc. okasha Nov 2014 #46

I know of a man named Zero Cartoonist Nov 2014 #51

" I guess we can be glad she is wearing something. " Hyuck hyuck. AtheistCrusader Nov 2014 #36

I'm fine with the Atheist religious goldent Nov 2014 #6

That's straining the point. rug Nov 2014 #8

I per-sieve that there could be a problem. cbayer Nov 2014 #10

That pun doesn't hold water. rug Nov 2014 #12

Perhaps it is too holey. cbayer Nov 2014 #13

It's good for holy noodles. rug Nov 2014 #17

I find this conversation draining. cbayer Nov 2014 #24

If it keeps up we'll be in hot water. rug Nov 2014 #25

We are reaching the boiling point and I feel the strain. cbayer Nov 2014 #28

I know. I feel like a floppy noodle. rug Nov 2014 #30

I might have to get sauced after this. cbayer Nov 2014 #32

Talk to you marinara. rug Nov 2014 #33

Hasta prego! cbayer Nov 2014 #34

Funny little story Dorian Gray Nov 2014 #15

A brush with greatness. rug Nov 2014 #16

Between her Dorian Gray Nov 2014 #27

I had to google him. rug Nov 2014 #29

You were surrounded Dorian Gray Nov 2014 #48

I went to high school with Snooki! Alittleliberal Nov 2014 #52

ooof Dorian Gray Nov 2014 #54

Cool...Can I wear my Colombian hat next time I renew my DL? stone space Nov 2014 #18

Nice to see you back Stone Space. cbayer Nov 2014 #20

Thanks. It's a little chilly these days. (nt) stone space Nov 2014 #21

Calling oneself a Pastafarian = Edgy, childish attention-seeking behavior. Odin2005 Nov 2014 #47

Makes as much sense as any phil89 Nov 2014 #53