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The Velveteen Ocelot

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1. Rene Descartes walked into a bar,
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 02:15 AM
Feb 2015

sat down and ordered a drink. The bartender observed that he was already drunk, and said, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You've already had too much to drink."

Descartes indignantly replied, "I think not!"

and disappeared.

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Rene Descartes walked into a bar, The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2015 #1
Love it! (nt) stone space Feb 2015 #2
I think we are individual parts of a whole. JDPriestly Feb 2015 #3
Sounds a lot like the ideas of Ralph Waldo Emerson rogerashton Feb 2015 #8
Define 'exist'. AtheistCrusader Feb 2015 #4
I'll let you define it. stone space Feb 2015 #5
I once tried to disproof God... DetlefK Feb 2015 #6
If you're asking the question, you have to define what you mean by it. trotsky Feb 2015 #9
Please don't try to hijack the thread. stone space Feb 2015 #10
LMAO trotsky Feb 2015 #11
This is not a goat thread. (nt) stone space Feb 2015 #12
Hey, they're just pictures. trotsky Feb 2015 #13
OK, I'm out of this thread. I'll try again. (nt) stone space Feb 2015 #14
"Individuum" means "something that is indivisible by two". DetlefK Feb 2015 #7
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