Catholic Priest: Atheism Sucks Because the Godless Don’t Have Cool Hats Like Religious People [View all]

[trotsky]

No, seriously.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/05/22/catholic-priest-atheism-sucks-because-the-godless-dont-have-cool-hats-like-religious-people/

The Jews have fun too. They have festivals with lots of good food and laughter and dancing and the guys let their hair grow in those crazy curls on their head and they have hats. Very good hats. We have hats too.

Hats with cool names. We have miters and birettas and zuchettos (which means ‘little pumpkin’ in Italian.) and I have a saturno made out of Norwegian beaver — don’t worry he died a natural death — and one made out of straw.

Name one atheist hat. Just one. See you can’t.

Longenecker’s entire argument boils down to: Silly atheists. They care too much about being honest, no matter where it leads. We religious people rely on bullshit to keep ourselves happy.

But you know what? He's wrong! Atheists have awesome holey hats!