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Warren Stupidity

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24. Abolish death.

Reply to Binkie The Clown (Original post)

Sun May 24, 2015, 10:19 AM

May 2015

Give each sentient being the ability to upload one's consciousness into God's Cloud, and to continue to experience existence there and optionally download into a meat puppet again. God of course has redundant servers and storage so that no calamity can eliminate our precious selves.

Abolish disease.

Abolish poverty.

No fucking ticks. They are gone. Mosquitoes can stick around but they don't bite, have to eat fruit or some other shit instead.

We actually don't need gods for any of this. Except the ticks and mosquitoes.

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If you were GOD, how would improve the world? [View all] Binkie The Clown May 2015 OP

Erase and start over Xipe Totec May 2015 #1

No kidding, but maybe that's what's happening Warpy May 2015 #3

"if perfection were ever achieved, it would be too boring to tolerate." cbayer May 2015 #12

So, actually, maybe we're lucky for all the misery in the world. Jackpine Radical May 2015 #56

Oh, if there is a god, I don't think any of this is for it's entertainment. cbayer May 2015 #70

Can a God get bored and still be a god? LostOne4Ever May 2015 #67

I wouldn't think boredom had anything at all to do with perfection or omnipotence. cbayer May 2015 #71

Remake The World Without Religion cantbeserious May 2015 #2

I believe that has been tried by governments previously, Live and Learn May 2015 #5

The Question Was, If One Was God - Not, If One Was Government cantbeserious May 2015 #10

But his assumption is that a god exists. cbayer May 2015 #11

No Religion Does Not Preclude There Being A God - That Is A Human-Based Association cantbeserious May 2015 #13

So what would you call the god thing vis a vis people? cbayer May 2015 #14

Mother Nature - Universal Soul - Wisdom In The Mists - Be Creative cantbeserious May 2015 #15

I can see how all those words could be used to describe someone's god. cbayer May 2015 #17

One Can Acknowledge Existence That Is More Advanced Without Having To Pray To That Existence cantbeserious May 2015 #19

Oh, but religion is so much more than praying cbayer May 2015 #20

That Is Why This One - Acting As God - Would Eliminate It From The World cantbeserious May 2015 #21

Guess you didn't like my advice about eom cbayer May 2015 #22

No - I Choose To Do Things Differently - You Are Free To Proceed As You See Fit cantbeserious May 2015 #23

Ok. eom. cbayer May 2015 #25

I like praying - it's my 840high May 2015 #82

One Can Meditate Without A God cantbeserious May 2015 #92

And one can meditate with one. cbayer May 2015 #94

I like God. 840high May 2015 #96

I would prove I did not exist and vanish in a puff of logic. longship May 2015 #4

Lol, how are you going to prove you don't exist? cbayer May 2015 #18

all powerful gods are not constrained by logic. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #40

There are folks who could declare okasha May 2015 #41

Thanks, my friend. nt longship May 2015 #45

So you believe in an interventional god, at least in your fantasy. cbayer May 2015 #6

For a non believer you seem to be taking this Warren Stupidity May 2015 #9

Not to mention trying to pretend that's NOT the god the vast majority of theists believes in. trotsky May 2015 #16

Superior to which God? phil89 May 2015 #27

Whichever god you have concocted in your head. cbayer May 2015 #28

I'm a Giants fan Cartoonist May 2015 #7

I would erase all psychopaths, and all future ones DerekG May 2015 #8

Abolish death. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #24

Also, centipedes should stay completely out of sight. bvf May 2015 #33

So we all live forever? yeoman6987 May 2015 #37

If you so choose. Warren Stupidity May 2015 #38

I missed the upload feature yeoman6987 May 2015 #43

I'd keep some of the promises in the Bible. merrily May 2015 #26

Rename all the months randr May 2015 #29

Take all the days beyond 28 from existing months, bvf May 2015 #47

Which god? bvf May 2015 #30

My first thought was rock May 2015 #31

I'd increase the self-insight of every human. rug May 2015 #32

I'd make everyone just as smart as me Binkie The Clown May 2015 #34

You're due for a good talking-to. bvf May 2015 #36

I would make the Mets win. hrmjustin May 2015 #35

Then you are attributing the beliefs of their opponents bvf May 2015 #39

Tell him to get back to me. hrmjustin May 2015 #42

You win some, you lose some. bvf May 2015 #44

I don't pray for sports. hrmjustin May 2015 #46

Just the same. bvf May 2015 #48

Yes i would agree. hrmjustin May 2015 #49

Then you may as well call the prayer room bvf May 2015 #50

Call it what you will but i think the divine touches our souls but hrmjustin May 2015 #51

"..I don't think the divine decides what happens here." bvf May 2015 #52

Praising the divine, asking for mercy, and giving thanks for life. hrmjustin May 2015 #53

Asking for mercy?? bvf May 2015 #55

Mercy for our sins.. hrmjustin May 2015 #58

Now, or when we die? bvf May 2015 #60

All of this is a hope. hrmjustin May 2015 #62

And if they're not forgiven, then what? bvf May 2015 #63

That is up to God. hrmjustin May 2015 #64

I already acknowledged that. bvf May 2015 #65

Lovely talking to you and enjoy your day. hrmjustin May 2015 #66

Lovely. bvf May 2015 #69

"You're just pushing bullshit further back into your own brain" cleanhippie May 2015 #74

Please god, don't set me on fire after I die. Binkie The Clown May 2015 #76

Your opinion. hrmjustin May 2015 #77

Fanatics treat facts as if they were opinions, Binkie The Clown May 2015 #80

Are you calling me a fanatic? hrmjustin May 2015 #81

No, just making an observation about fanatics in general. Binkie The Clown May 2015 #89

i would call the police. hrmjustin May 2015 #93

But it's OK for "god" to abuse people that same way? n/t Binkie The Clown May 2015 #97

Lol abuse! hrmjustin May 2015 #98

Glorp is glorp. Binkie The Clown May 2015 #100

God's ways are higher than ours. hrmjustin May 2015 #101

The CIA's ways are always higher than ours. Binkie The Clown May 2015 #102

I never said such a thing and you know it. hrmjustin May 2015 #103

TTFN. Until next we meet. n/t Binkie The Clown May 2015 #104

I'm not mocking you, but you really believe this nonsense, don't you? mr blur May 2015 #110

I feel the same way about you. hrmjustin May 2015 #111

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We use words to draw distinctions. Binkie The Clown May 2015 #57

Nothing is meaningless. WDIM May 2015 #108

So everything loves us? Binkie The Clown May 2015 #112

"We create the world we live in through choice.' Warren Stupidity May 2015 #68

Well based on my own experiences WDIM May 2015 #109

Replace the "Golden Rule" with the "Golden Guarantee". "What you do unto others SHALL be done GoneFishin May 2015 #59

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I would make Ice Cream that didn't require freezing. cbayer May 2015 #72

Is that because you're homeless? bvf May 2015 #73

... trotsky May 2015 #118

If I were God... AtheistCrusader May 2015 #75

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The Fletcher Memorial Home. bvf May 2015 #87

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Pot in every chicken! immoderate May 2015 #85

I'm glad you don't have God's power. Omnith May 2015 #86

So your god likes killing people with tornadoes and earthquakes Binkie The Clown May 2015 #91

I would trust Binkie as a god over your god, your god is an amoral monster. n/t Humanist_Activist May 2015 #106

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Joseph Heller wrote a paragraph or two about you in "Catch-22" Act_of_Reparation May 2015 #113

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Hamburger trees. sammythecat May 2015 #95

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Binkie The Clown May 2015 #99

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If I do not exist, how to improve the world? Yorktown May 2015 #115

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