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AtheistCrusader

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5. Is it wrong that I'm giggling uncontrollably as I read this?

Reply to Yorktown (Original post)

Wed Dec 9, 2015, 12:26 AM

Dec 2015

Showed Abraham love?

God: Kill your son for me!
Abraham: Okie-doke.
*holds knife to son's throat on an altar*
God: JUST KIDDING BRO, we're cool. You don't have to kill your own child.

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Does God love me? [View all] Yorktown Dec 2015 OP

Ow. Ow! OW!! bvf Dec 2015 #1

The Official God FAQ Old Union Guy Dec 2015 #2

Screenshot of your official God FAQ Yorktown Dec 2015 #3

of course he does. he keeps sending us serial killers and tsunamis as gifts doesn't he? msongs Dec 2015 #4

Is it wrong that I'm giggling uncontrollably as I read this? AtheistCrusader Dec 2015 #5

My 'god', you actually read that text? Yorktown Dec 2015 #6