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In reply to the discussion: Atheists Still Waiting for the Origin-of-Life Messiah [View all]ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)But once stoked, much like a woman scorned, hell hath no fury liked a pissed off rock. Just ask one.
For another thing, rocks tend to share thoughts, although in a concrete, slow, even stoic fashion. So, if you have deliberately gone after rocks with a sledge, at some point, you must avoid roads in mountainous areas. A landslide is sure to follow.
Lastly, it is clear that rocks have feelings. There was a universal jump for joy when humans began adopting pet rocks - it was as though humanity finally bridged the well known "Human -Stone" gap and began to treat rocks with the care and respect that any collection of sandstone, granite, or shale deserves. Sadly, rock.com had not been fully developed, and those mostly bags of water which were carbon based could not grasp the crags and cliffhanging challenge that rock conversations pose.
The essay above has about as much sense as the original post. Lettuce prey.