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safeinOhio

(38,118 posts)

9. I was lucky when I was 10 years old and

Reply to Heddi (Original post)

Tue Mar 21, 2017, 02:40 PM

Mar 2017

discovered God.

I prayed and prayed for a new Bike. Mom told me that's not how God works and then sent me to Bible School.

After that, I went out and stole a bike and then prayed for forgiveness.

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Here's a great answer for atheists who ask 'why should I bother with God? [View all] Heddi Mar 2017 OP

Here is a novel idea. LOL Lib Mar 2017 #1

+1000 Freethinker65 Mar 2017 #3

What a compelling answer. Girard442 Mar 2017 #2

Thank you Girard PsychoBabble Mar 2017 #4

ummmmmmmm ... NO. PsychoBabble Mar 2017 #5

Horrible answer for an atheist jiminvegas Mar 2017 #6

Can you spell m-a-l-a-r-k-e-y? rock Mar 2017 #7

oh sure I get all my god advice from white racist jew hating bible thumpers. which god btw, SO MANY msongs Mar 2017 #8

I was lucky when I was 10 years old and safeinOhio Mar 2017 #9

Considering we're still stuck on proving there is a god to bother with Lordquinton Mar 2017 #10

Why hasn't gawd taken Billy to heaven yet? littlemissmartypants Mar 2017 #11