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n2doc

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19. The no drinking clause would get a lot of academics

Sat May 19, 2012, 08:15 PM

May 2012

and the no premarital sex clause would also get the single ones.

And I would be amazed if they can find a non-drinking Geologist. Those folks all love beer. It is a rite of passage in their field work.

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A Religio-Politico Virus longship May 2012 #1

I am soo amazed.... physioex May 2012 #2

That part was really amazing to me, too Warpy May 2012 #8

The no drinking clause would get a lot of academics n2doc May 2012 #19

Or a non-drinking biologist for that matter. man4allcats May 2012 #28

The drinking clause is rather bizarre. It doesn't prohibit drinking, just sets up rules about it: cbayer May 2012 #29

Not so bizzare in context: Thou shalt not expose our doctrine as foolish JHB May 2012 #30

So if Jesus came back and turned water into wine for a big crowd n2doc May 2012 #31

They could, but they would have to do it in secret and not within 6 hours of contact with students! cbayer May 2012 #32

So do your drinking at home. Manifestor_of_Light May 2012 #40

political scientists, on the other hand, provis99 May 2012 #44

It's how the Taliban took power in Afghanistan. Initech May 2012 #6

sick? this is awesome news arely staircase May 2012 #38

Sorry. I was commenting on the school, not the profs longship May 2012 #42

and you are right the school is sick arely staircase May 2012 #47

They'll find some marginally qualified Ilsa May 2012 #3

umm Jesus probably drank and he CERTAINLY made if for others along with their fish and loaves lol n msongs May 2012 #4

You'd be surprised... jmowreader May 2012 #21

I find it interesting that Jesus was never seen doing the "Brita" thing ... TahitiNut May 2012 #24

Water was poison. sofa king May 2012 #27

oh yeah i have heard that bs a lot arely staircase May 2012 #48

"Shorter" they can't help. xfundy May 2012 #5

shorter kardonb May 2012 #7

Amen, indeed. Ohio Dem May 2012 #9

Good for them, but the university will probably find even worse RW morons to replace them. tanyev May 2012 #10

Kudos to the people with the courage skepticscott May 2012 #11

They do not "seek to honor Jesus Christ." What a complete lie. Zoeisright May 2012 #12

These are the people that worry about the institution of "Sharia Law" SnowCritter May 2012 #13

They should now change their name to Smaller University... n/t xocet May 2012 #14

Look at the number of open faculty positions Mrs. Ted Nancy May 2012 #15

Yikes. They are in some serious trouble. cbayer May 2012 #16

Here's the last archive.org snapshot of the link Paulie May 2012 #43

On the positive side, course exam questions just got easier. SDjack May 2012 #17

Even more simply, "Christ is the answer." TahitiNut May 2012 #25

Another obscure little backwoods school with a strict student/faculty code: dimbear May 2012 #18

I've noticed the Baptists standing up consistently for civil rights, even in North Carolina. AtheistCrusader May 2012 #20

Which Baptists have you been watching? skepticscott May 2012 #22

Well, 83% of the employees of that baptist college gave their employers the finger AtheistCrusader May 2012 #33

Well, don't forget that they were on board skepticscott May 2012 #34

Correct, I certainly should have said 'some'. AtheistCrusader May 2012 #36

I'm surprised they even have Science and Fine Arts departments. secondvariety May 2012 #23

Somewhere, Jesus is doing this; 47of74 May 2012 #26

I won't apply for jobs... a la izquierda May 2012 #35

In addition, the recent Supreme Court ruling about cbayer May 2012 #37

The Moral Majority's response Manifestor_of_Light May 2012 #39

Jesus Pipes Jpeepers May 2012 #41

The Taliban Christians seem more interested in the Old Testament than the New. mwb970 May 2012 #46

Heh ... just got an email from HigherEdJobs.com ... eppur_se_muova May 2012 #45