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OffWithTheirHeads

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3. Sounds like a real laugh riot. If your fundy relatives
Sun Jul 8, 2012, 12:30 AM
Jul 2012

Are anything like my fundie relatives, it will make no difference. The Bible is the word of God and we have no idea who this Constantine fellow is and the council of Nicea and the council of Trent are a left wing conspiracy, just like 911

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I have no idea if it's accurate, but I'm going to pretend it is when russspeakeasy Jul 2012 #1
Sounds like a real laugh riot. If your fundy relatives OffWithTheirHeads Jul 2012 #3
I won't change any minds, but I enjoy sticking the needle in. russspeakeasy Jul 2012 #6
Hey buddy, if the King James Version was good enough for rateyes Jul 2012 #7
its accurate. rateyes Jul 2012 #5
Yeshua ben Yussef, that's good. 2ndAmForComputers Jul 2012 #2
You have stepped in it now... rateyes Jul 2012 #8
He wasn't born in Kenya, was he? Frustratedlady Jul 2012 #13
No, i think he was born in rateyes Jul 2012 #14
Sorry, I should have used a tongue in cheek or sarcasm thingy! eom Frustratedlady Jul 2012 #22
I understood the sarcasm. nt rateyes Jul 2012 #23
Another related bit of fun pwhtckll Jul 2012 #4
Is this just dumb slapstick humor. Festivito Jul 2012 #9
You seem to have no idea what "slapstick" means. 2ndAmForComputers Jul 2012 #12
I just meant that it's not very bright for the reasons I gave. Festivito Jul 2012 #17
Another tip: 2ndAmForComputers Jul 2012 #18
Correct. They'd be dumb for the reasons I related. Festivito Jul 2012 #20
OMG! good one lunasun Jul 2012 #10
How could it possibly be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2012 #11
But, his middle initial is still "H" isn't it? rateyes Jul 2012 #15
No, his last name is not Christ. His last name is rateyes Jul 2012 #16
I thought it was "Fuck." 2ndAmForComputers Jul 2012 #19
If a Fundamentalists head explodes in church cbrer Jul 2012 #21
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