Is this the new church? Could be:

[MineralMan]

58. That's what I said.

I understand that. The change only comes when the priest says it does. Well...if you believe that sort of thing, anyhow. It stays wine and bread, as far as I'm concerned, but I'm not a Catholic. Nevertheless, the liquid that gets changed comes from a bottle and contains alcohol. There are some strict standards for the makeup of that liquid, but it's wine all the same. Not wine that patrons would pay for in my pubchurch, of course. Their standards for taste and other qualities are higher, since they have to drink it without the miraculous transformation.