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kwassa

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26. I forgot that sex with a 13-year old was illegal!

Sat Jan 26, 2013, 05:12 PM

Jan 2013

Advice from Steve Martin.

You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. "Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?" First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, "Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You.. have never paid taxes'?" Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!" How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?" Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"

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I didn�t know sex with 13-year-old was illegal. (Student, 18, blames Muslim teaching) [View all] cleanhippie Jan 2013 OP

Ignorance of the law is no excuse still_one Jan 2013 #1

I'm sure his defense will be devastatingly persuasive to the jury nt Xipe Totec Jan 2013 #2

When did religion become a "way of thinking" ? LARED Jan 2013 #3

It's not? cleanhippie Jan 2013 #7

It's one of those skepticscott Jan 2013 #12

in a different country. not in the u.s. i doubt you would find many duers at all, seabeyond Jan 2013 #4

Perhaps you just aren't looking hard enough. cleanhippie Jan 2013 #8

The lollipop reference EvilAL Jan 2013 #5

I know! cleanhippie Jan 2013 #9

I wonder who "taught" him that. EvilAL Jan 2013 #13

his defense attorney BainsBane Jan 2013 #14

There ya go! nt EvilAL Jan 2013 #18

Taj El-Din Hilaly? ProgressiveProfessor Jan 2013 #19

so I point you to a few statements from lunatic Americans BainsBane Jan 2013 #23

Not even close to an even comparison. ProgressiveProfessor Jan 2013 #38

I don't understand how anyone can claim to be progressive BainsBane Jan 2013 #45

He's playing on stereotypes BainsBane Jan 2013 #6

I'm know there are liberal Muslims, just as there are liberal Christians and Jews. Laochtine Jan 2013 #36

what books? BainsBane Jan 2013 #44

Add to your list okasha Jan 2013 #48

Yes, but I was talking about countries with significant Muslim populations BainsBane Jan 2013 #49

Understood. okasha Jan 2013 #51

So should Israel. Behind the Aegis Jan 2013 #55

Religious books Laochtine Jan 2013 #60

No it is not bigoted in being against female circumcision BainsBane Jan 2013 #62

Here is some additional information for you BainsBane Jan 2013 #50

Yeah I see this in the article ButterflyBlood Jan 2013 #56

Sharia law is not at issue here BainsBane Jan 2013 #57

Maybe not, but no country bans birth control either because of the RCC's edict ButterflyBlood Jan 2013 #58

true, sexism abounds BainsBane Jan 2013 #59

Thank you Laochtine Jan 2013 #61

+1 reminds me of a guy azurnoir Mar 2013 #64

Post removed Post removed Jan 2013 #10

It's an object lesson in the lengths a lying rapist will go to BainsBane Jan 2013 #11

That claim is far from unique to that case ProgressiveProfessor Jan 2013 #15

to condemn a huge swatch of the world's population BainsBane Jan 2013 #21

I did not say a thing about muslims ProgressiveProfessor Jan 2013 #33

Oh, and did you sit in skepticscott Jan 2013 #16

I bet the dog ate his homework too..... wandy Jan 2013 #17

Just to note: 'The Sun' is our MOST unreliable tabloid against lots of competition LeftishBrit Jan 2013 #20

Thank you for pointing that out BainsBane Jan 2013 #22

Ah, but think of it this way. okasha Jan 2013 #24

Grow up. mr blur Jan 2013 #28

The only difference okasha Jan 2013 #40

That may be, but I don't know how his statements and actions could be miscontrued. cleanhippie Jan 2013 #29

Not his own statements, but their typicality LeftishBrit Jan 2013 #54

This is in the UK. I don't know their laws on this. I'll trust the courts to handle this person kestrel91316 Jan 2013 #25

... Rashid told police that he had been �tempted by her� ... Rashid was sentenced to nine months in struggle4progress Jan 2013 #53

I forgot that sex with a 13-year old was illegal! kwassa Jan 2013 #26

18 years old and already knows how to play the stereotype... Kalidurga Jan 2013 #27

So, his defense is to hope the jury believes every negative stereotype of Muslims? Ian David Jan 2013 #30

Exactly. okasha Jan 2013 #37

Post removed Post removed Jan 2013 #31

You claim to be a liberal and then say muslims teach their sons to be terrorists? Agnosticsherbet Jan 2013 #34

This message was self-deleted by its author dballance Jan 2013 #35

You just said "this is the same group of people" Agnosticsherbet Jan 2013 #41

This message was self-deleted by its author dballance Jan 2013 #42

Do you claim to be a liberal skepticscott Jan 2013 #39

Yes, I claim to be liberal and vote that way... Agnosticsherbet Jan 2013 #43

So why would you snarkily ask someone skepticscott Jan 2013 #46

Didn't they teach him that pre-marital sex was forbidden in Islam Agnosticsherbet Jan 2013 #32

The judge said in his summary that they did say extra-marital sex was forbidden muriel_volestrangler Jan 2013 #47

I loved what the judge said auntsue Jan 2013 #52

only reason is a 'valid way of thinking' InversChaosAnon Mar 2013 #63

Hello InversChaosAnon. I hope you enjoy being here at DU. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #65