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Glassunion

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Fri Apr 12, 2013, 08:49 PM

Apr 2013

Bob and Pete (both homo antecessors) are sitting down on a northern African plain one afternoon, about 1.6 million'ish years ago. Pete stands up and says "F*#k you Bob!", and walks off away from the setting sun with his wife. Pete hated Bob so much he walked to France over land from eastern Africa. Bob died and his family was so upset so they waited for few 10's of thousands of years to go looking for Pete, but now glaciation and the more modern day Mediterranean Sea is in their way... "Damn it!" Bob's family yells. "That piece of sh&t still owes us 8 bucks."

Bob's family had to wait for the last glacial period to end before they could head up to France and collect the 8 bucks. When they finally got there they were so pissed some slept with Pete's great great, great, etc... grandson's wives.

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