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Javaman

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4. And the mouse was able to swim to the other side of the river, much to the scorpions chagrin.

Reply to n2doc (Original post)

Fri Oct 25, 2013, 08:33 AM

Oct 2013

Later interviewed and angry scorpion was quoted as saying, "sure, stinging the mouse was completely within my nature, but damn, that doesn't mean I don't get a certain amount of satisfaction from eit though! That mouse will now be seeing me in court!"

Calls to the tea party office for comment after the scorpion stole their hyperbole went unanswered.

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Mouse feels no pain as it devours stinging scorpion [View all] n2doc Oct 2013 OP

there are way worse stings than a bark scorpion Kali Oct 2013 #1

Think that's badass? MannyGoldstein Oct 2013 #2

The bark scorpion has one of the most painful stings in the animal kingdom... Vashta Nerada Oct 2013 #3

And the mouse was able to swim to the other side of the river, much to the scorpions chagrin. Javaman Oct 2013 #4