5,000-year-old Neolithic art found in Orkney dig

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

6. I was wondering where I had left that stone

That was from my stone art phase. I think I did it around the same time I erected Stonehenge. I did that one to impress a date - it didn't work. She said that I should have spent the time on my farm and hunting. She just didn't understand the art behind all those giant stones and the wood structure around them.

This is a more recent work:


















Obviously, I write this in jest and hope that it makes some people at least smile. A small laugh would be good too.