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5. Just saw "Black Death!"

Thanks for the tip. I'll pass it along to a couple of friends I know will appreciate it.

And from the same director who made "Severance," which I also enjoyed.

Poor old Sean Bean. Compared to this one, what happened to him in "Game of Thrones" was a minor injury...

Went to IMDB and read the comments. Wow! Some of the Tender Souls in our Religion group would have coronaries at some of the posts in there.

This is what happened when an Xian complained that "Black Death" did not have any positivie Xian characters in it. A non-believer responded. Xian came back with one of those hypocritical "blessings:"

I don't know if you noticed the monks at the temple, praying. I'd say they're the most accurate portrayal of positive Christians you'll find in the tale. Guess what? They died from the plague. You can be as loyal as you want, but if you refuse to escape a highly contagious plague because of faith, then you die. Survival of the fittest, obviously they didn't have any wish to survive.

I'm not here for a dumb *beep* religious debate with your self-righteous, pretentious approach to your holier than thou mentality. *beep* your religion, it's the bane of humanity yet you perpetuate it with blind faith. I can't believe humans really think this *beep* is true, it just baffles me you people want to hold back humanity.

Jesus' teaching? Please know that his teachings were never original, in fact they're quite instinctual. Do you think the ancient cave man just needlessly killed one another for no reason, then POOF, Jesus? No, its called community. Humans work together for a better lifestyle, a better living. A better tribe, the more we work together, the more food we get, the more defense we have against the wilds and intruders, the more women we have to reproduce kin, with it the more companionship we have. Lest we want us to destroy each other from the inside out, ancient men knew the only way to survive was community. Its logic to be quite simply, evolution above primal instinct. It has Nothing to due with your mythological Jesus.

Shove that blessing up your ass you pretentious *beep* *beep* prick thinks he has an upper hand because he believes in 2000 year old fairy tales. Unbelievable the idiocy this country produces.