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Warpy

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3. All my friends know it would be total bullshit
Sat Dec 8, 2012, 08:26 PM
Dec 2012

no matter how demented I get by the end. Being an atheist is as much a part of my being as being human is. I can see a few of them grabbing the preacher and frogmarching him out of the funeral home.

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Be dead and scattered 20 minutes before anyone notices? HereSince1628 Dec 2012 #1
LOL! Wish I could hope for that! Nay Dec 2012 #2
All my friends know it would be total bullshit Warpy Dec 2012 #3
Indeed, we knew it was total BS. We did get up and walk out in disgust, and we're planning a Nay Dec 2012 #4
My advance directive specifically states Mr.Bill Dec 2012 #5
The problem is that the will will probably not be read until after MineralMan Dec 2012 #6
MineralMan is right, the will is dealt with after the fact. Curmudgeoness Dec 2012 #7
You know, you're right. I knew that -- someone at the service mentioned that John's will was Nay Dec 2012 #8
The will is read to other parties after the fact. However... gcomeau Dec 2012 #13
But how will the lawyer know about your passing Curmudgeoness Dec 2012 #16
a living will? Phillip McCleod Dec 2012 #9
Funerals are for the living...not the dead... cynatnite Dec 2012 #10
Thank you, that's a good idea about leaving a letter to be read. In my friend's case, he had no Nay Dec 2012 #11
You might want to make your own funeral plans BillStein Dec 2012 #12
My Atheist mother joined the Neptune Society pink-o Dec 2012 #14
My two uncles also have arrangements with the Neptune Society. Curmudgeoness Dec 2012 #17
You don't have to have any memorial service Mariana Dec 2012 #15
Bake and Shake ... Arugula Latte Dec 2012 #20
You'll be dead, you won't care - believe me. didact Dec 2012 #18
Put a provision that anyone saying "god" or "jesus" joins you in the grave Taverner Dec 2012 #19
My dad specified in his "Living Will" that no religious service or public prayers would be allowed. Jokerman Dec 2012 #21
Sorry, but I don't understand the issue... brooklynite Dec 2012 #22
Garibaldi added this to his will Prometheus_unbound Dec 2012 #23
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