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Atheists & Agnostics

Gore1FL

(23,004 posts)

29. I actually did come up with a better one

Reply to Kolesar (Reply #27)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 01:54 PM

Jan 2013

Dear God,
Why do you allow such violence in Schools?
Signed,
Concerned Student
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Dear Student,
I'm not allowed in Schools.
Signed,
God
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Dear God,
Does that mean all the things said by Christisans like "God is Everywhere" and "Jesus is always at your side" are lies?
Signed,
Concerned Student
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Dear Student,
Apparently.
Signed,
God

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Well, I just outed myself as an atheist. I was...UPDATE [View all] madmom Dec 2012 OP

I wish you luck! nt ZombieHorde Dec 2012 #1

Congratulations, and best wishes to you. n/t PoliticAverse Dec 2012 #2

Good going. The more of us that hold our heads high the better. dimbear Dec 2012 #3

I wish I was so brave! Sedona Dec 2012 #4

Not at all. Curmudgeoness Dec 2012 #23

Some will have questions Warpy Dec 2012 #5

I didn't full out myself on Facebook (though many people know) Gore1FL Dec 2012 #6

My FB religious views says: "The Enlightenment" ... eom Kolesar Jan 2013 #28

Good on you! beam me up scottie Dec 2012 #7

I have a stock reply to that one Warpy Dec 2012 #11

This was from the pastor. beam me up scottie Dec 2012 #13

Somebody tries to send me to hell, I don't give a fuck Warpy Dec 2012 #14

Yeah, lol, but I didn't want to interrupt the service. beam me up scottie Dec 2012 #15

You don't need your body in heaven. mmonk Dec 2012 #25

My stock reply to that one is: PassingFair Dec 2012 #26

I am kind of "out" on Facebook Sedona Dec 2012 #8

No big deal for me since I live in the city. Must be harder for rural people. Lucky Luciano Dec 2012 #9

Here is my take on the old favorite: Gore1FL Dec 2012 #10

That's good Kolesar Jan 2013 #27

I actually did come up with a better one Gore1FL Jan 2013 #29

Nailed! Kolesar Jan 2013 #30

It's very dangerous to do so where I live. Manifestor_of_Light Dec 2012 #12

I can't imagine what it must be like. mr blur Dec 2012 #16

Good luck. I'm trying not to do the same thing bu it's not easy. ScottLand Dec 2012 #17

Good for You! Ligyron Dec 2012 #18

You don't need luck, you have your brain! cleanhippie Dec 2012 #19

I'll raise a glass with you! deucemagnet Dec 2012 #20

Good luck! OriginalGeek Dec 2012 #21

Good luck. Curmudgeoness Dec 2012 #22

Give them time, be yourself Fearless Dec 2012 #24