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Atheists & Agnostics

onager

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6. No! Not that!

Reply to catnhatnh (Reply #1)

Sun May 19, 2013, 04:07 PM

May 2013

But part of it has already come true, since I've spent about 6 years living in Muslim countries.

Once I had just come back to the US on vacation, after months of bitter porklessness, and went to a restaurant for breakfast.

The waitress asked: "Would you like bacon, sausage or ham?"

"All of the above, thanks."

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The Curse of Ham. And Cheese. [View all] onager May 2013 OP

Were I a religious man, I would have you whipped for blasphemy... catnhatnh May 2013 #1

No! Not that! onager May 2013 #6

That is hilarious! I'm sorry I missed it. Noah's Ark is my favourite bible story. ScottLand May 2013 #2

I always wonder about the beetles on Noah's Arc. Arugula Latte May 2013 #3

Easy! They were kept in 400,000 clear glass jars. onager May 2013 #5

Glass jars?... awoke_in_2003 May 2013 #10

I wuz one of them miracles of god defacto7 May 2013 #12

If we trust Wikipedia, the late bronze age had glass vessels muriel_volestrangler May 2013 #13

"The script is obviously written by an atheist." Lordquinton May 2013 #4

Noah's Ark! progressoid May 2013 #7

Lemme splain about the plywood. Noah turned to his sons and said dimbear May 2013 #8

You make me wish I had seen it. Curmudgeoness May 2013 #9

Fun? Maybe... onager May 2013 #11

LOL Curmudgeoness May 2013 #14

Very nice of you, but absolutely no need to worry. onager May 2013 #15