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Atheists & Agnostics

Taverner

(55,476 posts) Thu Jul 18, 2013, 11:36 PM Jul 2013

Anyone here ever read a booklet/tract called "My Heart Christ's Home"? [View all]

Horrible book - anyway, the gist is this:

Narrator invites Jesus aka Yeshua Bin Yusuf (my clarification, his real name is Joshua, but I digress...)

into their heart. Like anyone you invite into your home, Jesus goes out and points out all the shit he doesn't like and you throw it away.

Pushy fucking Jesus!

Anyway, I thought of writing a satire of it called "My Heart Christ's Eviction"

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Anyone here ever read a booklet/tract called "My Heart Christ's Home"? [View all] Taverner Jul 2013 OP

Wow, it's not even a Chick tract Warpy Jul 2013 #1

No pictures, all words Taverner Jul 2013 #2

Yeshua Promethean Jul 2013 #3

Yeshua bin Yusuf, Joshua son of Joseph Taverner Jul 2013 #4

The sad thing is Promethean Jul 2013 #5

Exactly! The Messianic Jews are about the only Christians that know it Taverner Jul 2013 #6

Of course knowledge is power. Promethean Jul 2013 #7

Yep. As much as I loathe him, Stalin was right. Taverner Jul 2013 #8

Yes Christianty was forced Heather MC Jul 2013 #13

Yeah but if I hit my thumb with a hammer, I'm going to scream "JESUS CHRIST!" progressoid Jul 2013 #9

"Oh Lord, I have made you a place in my heart... FiveGoodMen Jul 2013 #10

+100000000000000000000000000000000 Taverner Jul 2013 #11

Jesus doesn't like the feng shui of my internal organs. Arugula Latte Jul 2013 #12