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5. Ask Melanie McGuire...
Tue Feb 18, 2014, 02:08 PM
Feb 2014

Off-topic, but I can't resist. Especially since Ms. McGuire could have also used that Insane Clown Posse meme: "Fucking tides, how do they work...?"

In a sad but common story, Ms. McGuire's marriage fell to pieces.

And so did her husband. She dismembered him and stuffed his component parts into several suitcases.

She threw the suitcases off a bridge in New Jersey. A few days later, all the suitcases washed ashore in Virginia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanie_McGuire

Edit for minor geological error...

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