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Atheists & Agnostics

Goblinmonger

(22,340 posts) Tue Mar 18, 2014, 11:23 PM Mar 2014

Give me the most ridiculous attempt at blending Bible and science--win a prize [View all]

OK, the prize will be my admiration, but still...that's something, right.

This was inspired by: Creation Myth in Genesis is the big bang.

Which brings me to my entry: Jesus was able to escape the tomb because he found a wormhole.

How ridiculous can we make these attempts to say the Bible actually got science right?

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Give me the most ridiculous attempt at blending Bible and science--win a prize [View all] Goblinmonger Mar 2014 OP

Did you see the Cosmos thread I saw? uriel1972 Mar 2014 #1

Heh I found the "R" thread you are referring to. uriel1972 Mar 2014 #7

Jesus was able to escape the tomb because he found a wormhole. left-of-center2012 Mar 2014 #2

Noah's Ark held two of every species of every animal on earth because it was bigger on the inside. Vashta Nerada Mar 2014 #3

And... uriel1972 Mar 2014 #4

Any woohead citing quantum states makes my eyes glaze over Warpy Mar 2014 #5

"It's said that science will dehumanize people and turn them into numbers." onager Mar 2014 #6

Gak... uriel1972 Mar 2014 #8

Balaam was able to talk to the donkey cause he was tripping on some weird shrooms man! LostOne4Ever Mar 2014 #9

The god-particle proves that God exists. (Not kidding.) DetlefK Mar 2014 #10

If we can include social science (I know, it's a leap) TxDemChem Mar 2014 #11

I would find it sickening...nt uriel1972 Mar 2014 #12

It was. To believe in a text that advocates for infanticide and then TxDemChem Mar 2014 #13

Pontious Pilate washed his hands... Act_of_Reparation Mar 2014 #14

I love the explanation for the distinct layers of fossilized life Warpy Mar 2014 #15

Thread winner right here. AtheistCrusader Mar 2014 #16

Message auto-removed Name removed Mar 2014 #17

This isn't *exactly* what you're asking, but my mom thinks the Zombie trend is from Satan Heddi Mar 2014 #18

Oh, honey. Curmudgeoness Mar 2014 #19

I love that their supposedly omnipotent god is always just somehow so powerles AtheistCrusader Mar 2014 #20

"He" can create an entire universe Arugula Latte Mar 2014 #21

Not only that, but also made satan. And evil. He made evil, not satan. AtheistCrusader Mar 2014 #23

How can you kill something that's already dead? n/t madmom Mar 2014 #24

I've always enjoyed.... AlbertCat Mar 2014 #22