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Atheists & Agnostics

Curmudgeoness

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1. There are no atheists in prison.

Reply to onager (Original post)

Thu Jul 24, 2014, 03:11 PM

Jul 2014

At least, that is the way it seems. If they don't find Jesus, they find Allah.

And all the Christians will be running to do business with him again, because he is a Christian. I had a boss who sold the business for a good amount of money, and invested it all with someone in his church because he was a fine upstanding Christian. Lost it all.

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"He found Jesus in prison..." [View all] onager Jul 2014 OP

There are no atheists in prison. Curmudgeoness Jul 2014 #1

if they find Jesus... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2014 #5

Our prisons are filled with the devout EvolveOrConvolve Jul 2014 #7

I hear that the Kosher menu in prison is usually better. Jokerman Jul 2014 #8

It's ok guys, you can trust him now. JoeyT Jul 2014 #2

JoeyT: are you from the American South? onager Jul 2014 #4

Alabama. JoeyT Jul 2014 #6

are you from the American South? AlbertCat Jul 2014 #11

Funny, I thought Jesus was executed. malthaussen Jul 2014 #3

Step one to getting the fuck out of jail: Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #9

Or Allah! onager Jul 2014 #10

Did Darain Atkinson Really "Find Jesus"? BOWIE Apr 2018 #12