Atheists & Agnostics

Heddi

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11. I about used my crochet hook to lobotomize one of my coworkers the other day

Tue Aug 12, 2014, 05:52 PM

Aug 2014

I had to count out a HUGE chain...like 136 or something crazy. And i'm in the lunch room and OBVIOUSLY counting and she's just blab blab blar blag blarg. SHUT UP. I'm seriously asking her "Jayme, can you hold off until I'm done counting?" She says "yeah. Okay" and is silent for...oh...7 seconds then just starts up again. I wanted to jam that fucking hook into her eye socket and pull out her frontal lobe SO GODDAMN BAD.

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Knitting group? KNITTING GROUP [View all] Heddi Aug 2014 OP

Those are hilarious!!! Love it. Manifestor_of_Light Aug 2014 #1

Crochet takes 1 hook. Knitting uses 2 needles Heddi Aug 2014 #2

crochet with a hook and a needle Lordquinton Aug 2014 #3

That's a great idea. I also call myself a Happy Hooker Heddi Aug 2014 #5

Those needles hurt like hell. JoeyT Aug 2014 #10

I about used my crochet hook to lobotomize one of my coworkers the other day Heddi Aug 2014 #11

And Tania (ms blur) fixed her dreadlocks with crochet hooks mr blur Aug 2014 #4

Dredlocks? Oh. I forgot. You're an Aaaa-theist. Heddi Aug 2014 #6

I can't figure out Manifestor_of_Light Aug 2014 #7

Erm, Imagine a waffle Heddi Aug 2014 #9

Ha! That is awesome! (nt) LostOne4Ever Aug 2014 #8

What about needle work lace? AlbertCat Aug 2014 #12

I am a fan of most fiber arts. "Fibre" for our british friends who spell wrong. Heddi Aug 2014 #13

Sorry to ruin it for you, Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #14

gaaah Heddi Aug 2014 #15

I am a fan of most fiber arts. AlbertCat Aug 2014 #16

That is pretty incredible. Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #18

It's amazing to me what people were able to do when they were still expected Heddi Aug 2014 #20

I prefer crochet myself. Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #17

I bet it was heavy! I made 2 lap-blankets for my inlaws last year Heddi Aug 2014 #19

Nice job. Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #21

They're hidden in the stitches a la Madame Defarge Heddi Aug 2014 #27

Here are some real things I've made Heddi Aug 2014 #22

The sombrero kicks ass! Love it! n/t trotsky Aug 2014 #23

I really like the shawl you're making. Rainforestgoddess Aug 2014 #24

I'll note that the green mitten like thing..... A HERETIC I AM Aug 2014 #25

Judy Dench!! progressoid Aug 2014 #26