"There aren't any ghosts. Evolution proves it." (comic)

[AlbertCat]

2. I crack up at ghost hunter/ haunted house shows... especially when all serious and stuff

It's hysterical!

Grown men and women walking around empty old houses solemnly intoning "Is anyone there?... Are you angry?... What do you want?"

Then, in a 150 year old house a floor board creaks or a door slowly opens by itself "Did you hear that????!!!!" "OMG! That 150 year old door just slowly opened by itself on its 150 year old jam! HOW could such a thing happen without spiritual intervention????????!!!!!!"

The more serious the psychic is, you can bet the more full of shit they are.

(Looking very very grave and serious as they enter the building for the 1st time) "Oh yes... there is definitely something here. No doubt about it. There's a strong presence. Wait.... did you hear that?" (as the 75 year old plumbing gurgles)


They're sooooo serious! Too funny!