"There aren't any ghosts. Evolution proves it." (comic)

[onager]

3. My favorite moment...

A ghost-hunter was running around in a house with her EMF (Electromagnetic Field) Detector. That's used to detect electrical energy.

She started yelling about getting a "hit" and "strong indications of a Presence," bla-bla-bla. The camera zoomed in on her EMF detector and, sure enough, it was going crazy with the needle wildly oscillating to the end of the scale.

Then I noticed where she was holding the EMF meter - right beside a live electrical outlet.

I nearly fell in the floor laughing.

Caught another show where a man was "attacked by a ghost!" It pushed him down the stairs of his shop! It could have KILLED him! IIRC, he made his pregnant wife go to a hotel because he was afraid it might attack her! SCARY!

Then it turns out, his "shop" is a bar/saloon. As more of his story came out, I started to strongly suspect he was attacked by the ghost of Jack Daniels or Jim Beam.