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Atheists & Agnostics

EvolveOrConvolve

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5. Or those 1350 people prayed to the wrong god

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 21, 2014, 10:50 PM

Aug 2014

There's only one true lard and savor, and he's a blue-eyed, blond-haired Caucasian.

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Kent Brantly survived Ebola, cuz gawd [View all] EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2014 OP

Yup. Had nothing to do with the hard work. .. PoutrageFatigue Aug 2014 #1

And if pressed on the subject EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2014 #2

And music awards, too! Rainforestgoddess Aug 2014 #3

Well, he obviously prayed harder than 1,350 people who weren't as fortunate. Act_of_Reparation Aug 2014 #4

Or those 1350 people prayed to the wrong god EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2014 #5

Blue-eyed, blond-haired caucasian? Act_of_Reparation Aug 2014 #6

No, that's just silly EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2014 #7

Wow. Just wow. Act_of_Reparation Aug 2014 #8

That picture doesn't say "I am your lord and savior", JoeyT Aug 2014 #10

Nah, Aryan Jesus be like... Act_of_Reparation Aug 2014 #11

I read that wrong Lordquinton Aug 2014 #16

My cousin looked like this Rainforestgoddess Aug 2014 #14

LOL, at least we know your cousin actually exists EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2014 #24

Pretty sure. Ha ha Rainforestgoddess Aug 2014 #32

Nah, he much more likely looked like this: Warren Stupidity Aug 2014 #36

I have a Corrosion of Conformity concert shirt OriginalGeek Aug 2014 #40

he's a blue-eyed, blond-haired Caucasian. AlbertCat Aug 2014 #13

I am told my ancestors worshiped a blue-eyed Caucasian god of ass-kicking Act_of_Reparation Aug 2014 #15

Saw this guy earlier today Lordquinton Aug 2014 #17

My god carries a hammer... NeoGreen Aug 2014 #21

Oh, no, that can't be the right god. Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #26

He's nekkid. AlbertCat Aug 2014 #29

I hadn't thought about it, but Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #30

Those other people just didn't kiss Gawd's ass hard enough. kath Aug 2014 #9

Is "medical professionals" the new definition of god these days? AlbertCat Aug 2014 #12

I was very disappointed when I heard him speak Skittles Aug 2014 #18

Well...... Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #27

That is better than the guy who LostOne4Ever Aug 2014 #19

On the other hand... rexcat Aug 2014 #25

No argument on the privilege aspect LostOne4Ever Aug 2014 #31

I would say... rexcat Aug 2014 #38

Wow. Read that story... what an absolute JERK theHandpuppet Aug 2014 #33

That's some Christian privilege right there. mr blur Aug 2014 #20

Check out this crap: mr blur Aug 2014 #22

Samaritan's Purse is a Franklin Graham charity theHandpuppet Aug 2014 #34

Why did gawd smite his ass in the first place? Arugula Latte Aug 2014 #23

Excellent question. Curmudgeoness Aug 2014 #28

Believing that nonsense implies believing in psychopath Yahweh. Warren Stupidity Aug 2014 #35

�God saved my life.� Rob H. Aug 2014 #37

If we look into this a bit Lordquinton Aug 2014 #39