"Lesbians tried to touch me and give me AIDS."

[onager]

9. Her hubby wasn't exactly a prize either...

He got busted for selling "investment opportunities" that turned out to be a Ponzi scheme. At the time of his attempted killing, he was paying restitution to the victims. (Which wasn't his noble, selfless idea, but the judge's. It was either pay restitution and get paroled, or go to prison and do hard time for his full term.)

According to some of their acquaintances, he met Dalia when he phoned an outcall escort service and she happened to be on duty that night. IIRC both Dalia and Mike denied that. But other people remembered it.

I'm really grateful for the state of Florida. Between the financial scammers and the creative but inept killers, sometimes it makes California seem downright boring.